why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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