He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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