There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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