you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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