i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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