quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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