sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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