I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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