I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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