i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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