Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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