That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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