question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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