Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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