I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do vagina's smell?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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