My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
