it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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