let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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