I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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