She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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