What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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