he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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