Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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