I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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