Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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