Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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