Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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