I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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