ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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