I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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