She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.