Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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