Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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