I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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