you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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