I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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