everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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