I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think a kid would responsible me up
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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