i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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