she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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