Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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