I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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