maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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