i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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