Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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