She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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