apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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