We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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