Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink