This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...