is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head