So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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