i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment