Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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