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  Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you

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  Gross. gingers suck

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.

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  Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.

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  I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude

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  He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.

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  After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.

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• (585): View more from New York

  No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink

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