in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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