I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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