tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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