Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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