can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You can't motorboat a personality
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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